我在万圣节收缩你

In "I shrink you on Halloween" I am ready to save you from your fear of being caught by threatening individuals. Thanks to my magical crystal I can make sure that they can never find you again. I will make you so small that I can conceal you in my hairy body. I will show you that you will be invisible behind my large hairy balls and my massive penis. Of course the best hiding place of all is to keep you safe within my hairy asshole. I will fart to make room in there for you. You will love being under my total protection.